Word “shit” repeated 11 times doesn’t improve this article.

It’s interesting than in the original article that got you angry, it’s not stated that PHP is a bad language. Only that it’s not used so much nowadays. And TIOBE agrees with that.

Your points regarding PHP (easy to write, easy to deploy) are true regarding any other modern interpreted language: JavaScript, Python, Ruby. And they all get the heat. Well, except Python, maybe.

Solutions Architect @Depop, author of “Hands-on Design Patterns with Kotlin” book and “Web Development with Kotlin” course